Hey. Sorry for the RANDOMNESS. Just felt like it :D HAHAH.


#1: The Big & Smalls
ie: dOn'T yOu tHiNk tHiS iS jUsT iRrItAtING?


#2: Overdose of chatting language
ie: Hai gurl, yo so awesum. Wanna chillz with coolio me and ma franz?? U hang with me l8ter?!


#3: To many punctuations
ie: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sup????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what are you doing?????&*^%$


#4: Overdose of symbols
ie: ♥♦♦★♫┅¢hårmåïñê┅♫★♦♦♥


#5: Replacing 's' with 'z'
ie: heyzzz. wazzup? i waz juz thinking of u. lolzz


#6: Constant nudging
ie:



#7: Fonts & Backgrounds
ie: I know you might be having a fancy gothic black background with Manson sticking his tongue out for your chat window. But keep in mind that most of us just like to be plain kosong. So if you type in such very snow white font you ask me how to read leh? Your sentences are so important i have to highlight every one of them, eh?
(Highlight the words to read them!)


#8: One word on one line
i


just


hate


scrolling


up


and


down


just


to


read


your


messages.


learn


how


to


type


normally,


okay?


#9: Overdose of ALPHABETICAL EMOS
ie:






You don't expect me to decode every emo just to get what you're saying, do you? :/


#10: Overdose of irritating-ness
ie:
blablabla@email.com says:
hi


blablabla@email.com says:
you there?


blablabla@email.com says:
hello


blablabla@email.com says:
helllo


blablabla@email.com says:
is u there?


blablabla@email.com says:
ARE YOU THAT BUSY


otherperson@email.com says:
don't you think you're being rude? :/


blablabla@email.com says:
你一个粗鲁 *And all that other ching chong stuff*


otherperson@email.com says:
sorry. i don't speak mandrin


blablabla@email.com says:
oh. sorry. me english no good


otherperson@email.com says:
rightt. GTG now. bye


blablabla@email.com says:
bye. next time chat u


This was taken from charm's blog. all credits to her:D