Assasin hamsters. Ghosts. The future. Friends. Emo stories by cikgu halimah. Gay language?

Phew. That's pretty a lot of topics covered in one day. Well, u can't blame us rite? We had to talk BOUT SOMETING. Cos that's the only thing we could do. First thing, we didn't bring any uno cards...and nobody cared about doing projects in skul. so basically that was our only option....or rather only hope to surviveXP. And it really did save us....we talked so much that we didn't relise the time passed so fast...

Assasin hamsters is just a big joke. Well u see....Wen Mei just asked a random topic. She asked us what is our favourite pets...then that started. I started with the assasin hamster. Assasin hamsters are awesome. they have this thing integrated into their whole system...like a programming. They are beings that are like 86% assasin and the rest a normal hamster... the part that allows them to be a normal hamster only helps them to look cute and eat hamster food... but they are extreme geneuises. Once they get bought bysome owner, they're off to a new whole mission. But these hamsters don't have to think. All they do is follow their programming...
And because of their small size, they've got excellent priveleges. They can sneak into almost anywhere... the best thing.... they've got extra super duper speed and hardiness. They're bullet proof and of course are filled with power from within that allows them to lay off any intruders...so they have no worries of any creature. Small or big. And they can make replicas of themselves....so that they'll live on forever and ever. And in time of emergenceies...since they can make replicas any time, they can become a bomb(if the programming makes them to)So like for example...the programming makes them to go to the white house and kill someone there. It'll somehow make it's way through the wind pipe, lungs, and finally into the heart! In the count of three, it blasts itself and.....and..... BOOOM, Ke SPLATTTTT, SPEESH, SPLATTIE, PLOP, PLOP, PLOP. Uh and yes, the hamster also dies...but not as dramatically as the..someone. BUT, the hamster doesn't die immediately, before the impact of the heart it runs around in other places and rips the other organs apart. After that he still has around 1 minute of space time to get out of that space(to avoid being detected) before it dies from suffocation of blood. As u can see, even assasin hamsters can't live with blood cloating it's nose. But no worries of course...there's still hundreds more replics of assasin hamsters out there. Oh yea... and of course the first assassin hamster created worked on hitler. And obviously it worked! It definitely did a good job though. They didn't find a single hammie hair around hitler's body! At least i think so. But unlike most assassins. Hammie assassins only work for the good of the ppl. The motto is: One goal, One Mission... give your life for the sake of mission(but remember to make a replica first)

... i guess that's what's running through ur heads now... I see the L on ur head....don't worry i undertand the lameness. Btw, this is not really the story i told in skul. Only slight parts of it was really told. Anywayz...this posts is tooo long. i'm gonna make a new one. about the other subjects besides assassin hammies XP Oh yes and of course, Thank You, Thank you(bowing while flowers are thrown and the crowd cheers widly)