Durian.
A malaysian delicasy...u noe like other countries have delicasies like animal stomachs and animal... parts(u don't need specificesXD)Well, our malaysian delicasy rocks! Don't like it and ur soooo not malaysian. It's also a pretty weird way to kill someone the natural, organic/ plant way?? U noe wad i mean...
Pork.
An awesome animal that when it coughs everyone freaks out. Your mind's slow if u don't get that joke. It tastes way nicer than chicken....to me at least. It looks really cute...in soft toy form. In real life it just looks like a fattened pink ball that has a really cute nose and a twirly tail? And i pity it if it lives in China...i mean it'll get killed staraight after it's fat enough to be eaten...unless mayb it's in the zoo. But hu know's? mayb the zookeeper runs out of food and he decides to take the pink ball and give it an acidic funeral in his stomach(our stomachs have acid btw.)Anywayz... it's cool. Don't eat it, your not a pure chinese...and if your a malay you really don't know what your missing. If you somehow get to convert...try the suckling pig that ppl usually have during weddings.. i love it(:
Mr calvin.
Our school's art teacher. He's...on the first comment everyone can see he's short. Even ashley's taller weh .No offense.
He was painting what people call a 'mural' in a room in the library 2day...we saw him when we went to the library to do the research for the project on malaysia's states. There wasn't enough coms for us(obviously) and there were students in the com lab so we had to stay in the library.

Obviously we took the nicer option of talking or toturing Mr. short teacher with weird questions.
Or else we'll be reading books.
Examples of questions: Is your girlfriend taller than you?
Are you rich?
Do you wear the same pair of shoes everyday?
Can you break a gun with your bare hands?
Have you ever killed someone?
Btw, his answer for the last one was like...he glared at me and said..." well i feel like killing someone now..."

hehehehehehehe. weird.