Do u understand the title?? I am not...losing weight. I have been like 40kg for like quite long and why does everybody only start noticing that i lost weight now?? Don't bully me la. I still got enough fats and muscle to fight some ppl and to stay alive...it's not like i'm anywhere near being anoroxic or however u spell it. I alredy have had enough humilation from nearly all the aunties in church. They are like" ehh, u so thin already," or " Wad happen to u,". Grr. Then Ms Michelle said " Deborah U lost so much weight. Have u been dieting? Or maybe it is just the stress of UPSR." Mr Chuang was more or less the same. Except he made it worse. When my mother came to fetch me, he was pointing to me and doing this weird action to my mom in the car. And he ask my mom to make me eat more...i naik darah adi...LOL(: i'm not reli THAT angry.

But, to cheer me up, it is always good to hear a joke. So, i'll find a good Ah Beng joke for everybody.
(u have to read till the end to get it)
Chinese friend with dark baby

Ah Bend received an urgent call from his friend, Mr Wong from America, "Ah Beng, I have a big problem. My baby was just born and is very black and both my wife and I are chinese. What shall we call this baby? Ah Beng promptly replied, " You have no choice but to call him Sum Teng". So Mr wong took Ah Beng's advice and named his son Wong Sum Teng.

Question: Why did Ah Beng choose the name Sum Teng?

Answer: Because in America, his name would be Sum Teng Wong (something wrong)

Here is another one:
Ah Beng's poem on Malaysian culture

Can study, continue STUDY
Can't study work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY
Earn a little SALARY
Just enough for daily ROTI
Go work, no wira but LRT
Collegues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get crazy
Behind me say I LAZY
Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must hurry
Say I always take MC
Often ask me do OT
Midnight go back in TAXI
Taxi surcharge KILLING ME
Cause my bank acount NO MONEY
Pok-cheque kena EXTRA FEE
Cos Y2K is nothing FREE
Boy/girlfriend STEADY
Serious then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
Joker-friends gave PANTY
No moon sure no HONEY
10 months later be DADDY
Monthly pay back RHB
Earn enough feel GUILTY
Jump down and MATI
Go see God, every thing JADI
(this one is mostly lame)-i added this comment(debb.c)